Dont tell anyone but I think I actually like Moby Dick. Now mind you I've haven't actually read the whole thing but the parts I have read I like. That is probably since I haven't got to the part about whales and all that jazz that goes on. I'll probably decide I don't like it since quite frankly icky, large, blubbery, fishes do not excite me. AT ALL.
Yesterday I went to class and came back and stuffed my face with food and tried to go to a lecture with Emily and Joanna but as Joanna would say (all with a British accent mind you) "There was a cue of 90 people just waiting for other people to leave so they could take their seat!" (insert expletives wherever you choose). Gotta love her. She is so dang funny. Anyways while we painfully let our food digest we tried to do homework but that did not work so well... I have a feeling I'm going to get nothing done in here but that is fine by me!
I did something magical today! I got up before 1130. It may be a sign of the apocolypse but it is a risk I am willing to take since I need to finish my response, which is coming along well.
P.S. my life has been completed. I heard Lauren laughing yesterday and I walked in and she was reading my blog :) I can die happy now. NO wait I could die happy when I saw Danny Rad. Now I can die delirious.
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"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Einstein
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Hi...I'm Laura...More commonly known as Lars, Laura-Lou, and sometimes "that girl over there". Do not fret, I also answer to "Hey you!" I'm goofy and weird but that's okay. This blog is about all the dorky things I do every day, which are bounteous and is chuck-full of my weirdo opinions. You don't have to agree... just laugh! Read on!
P.S. It has pictures. I know! My blog just went up 5 points in your book.
About Me
- Laura
- Hi! My name is Sister Laura Perkes and for the next 18 months I will be serving as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Jacksonville Florida! These are my adventures! Enjoy!
Unreasonably funny quotes
Emily: "'Y' is a tranny letter"
Laura:"So, water saves lives. Unless your an alien. and then it kills you."
Lauren talking about parentheses: "They are just so great! It's like 'INSERT THOUGHT HERE'!!!"
Ashlyn: "Some of my cousins are allergic to tennis"
Ashlyn to Adrianna after Adrianna had talked quite a bit about how they went to the zoo and saw the little monkeys:
*in a very serious tone* "Adrianna. You have to stop talking about monkeys. You need to think about something else"
*in a very serious tone* "Adrianna. You have to stop talking about monkeys. You need to think about something else"
Mother as leaving: "Here read this book. I'll be right back"
Adrianna"............*shouts* BUT I CAN'T READ!!!"
Julianne (playing a guessing game): "Can I fly?"
Us: "Yes"
Julianne: ""AM I A DINOSAUR?!"
Mother (as watching the crazy ladies on Big Rich Texas):
"I think there is a time to be energized, and a time to medicate......meditate."
Interaction between lady at the zoo and her kid
Kid: Mom! Mom! Moooomm!
Kid's Mom: (all upset) " *to self* Man, I have GOT to change my name!!"
Dad while discussing dance moves: "I don't know how to drop it like a sock....Drop it like a rock... What is it?"
Discussing wants and needs in Humanities:
Teacher(after drawing Maslow's Hierarchy): "Okay, now what is down here at the bottom?"
Kid: *quickly and confidently* "Breads!!"
Humanities teacher explaining why reservoirs were NOT for boating originally:
"It's not like the pioneers were out there in their wooden boats saying, 'Row faster Heber! I can't get up on the skis!!!'"
Humanities teacher talking about a goddess falling in love with a mortal:
"She was SMITTEN!! She was in deep smit"
Mother: "Just thought I would tell you to brace yourself."
Me: *points to teeth* "I'm braced."
Math teacher after trying to solve this problem forever that no one knows how to do: "Alright so who knows what x is?"
Kid: *shouts* "WHO KNOWS?!???!?!!!"
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