Too tired.... to write..... on....my blog. I have so much work I have to do and so little time. Geeze I feel like Kim Possible or something...
P.S. I got TWO callbacks for the musical. Still not getting my hopes up though....
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"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Einstein
Howdy :)
Hi...I'm Laura...More commonly known as Lars, Laura-Lou, and sometimes "that girl over there". Do not fret, I also answer to "Hey you!" I'm goofy and weird but that's okay. This blog is about all the dorky things I do every day, which are bounteous and is chuck-full of my weirdo opinions. You don't have to agree... just laugh! Read on!
P.S. It has pictures. I know! My blog just went up 5 points in your book.
About Me
- Laura
- Hi! My name is Sister Laura Perkes and for the next 18 months I will be serving as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Jacksonville Florida! These are my adventures! Enjoy!
Unreasonably funny quotes
Emily: "'Y' is a tranny letter"
Laura:"So, water saves lives. Unless your an alien. and then it kills you."
Lauren talking about parentheses: "They are just so great! It's like 'INSERT THOUGHT HERE'!!!"
Ashlyn: "Some of my cousins are allergic to tennis"
Ashlyn to Adrianna after Adrianna had talked quite a bit about how they went to the zoo and saw the little monkeys:
*in a very serious tone* "Adrianna. You have to stop talking about monkeys. You need to think about something else"
*in a very serious tone* "Adrianna. You have to stop talking about monkeys. You need to think about something else"
Mother as leaving: "Here read this book. I'll be right back"
Adrianna"............*shouts* BUT I CAN'T READ!!!"
Julianne (playing a guessing game): "Can I fly?"
Us: "Yes"
Julianne: ""AM I A DINOSAUR?!"
Mother (as watching the crazy ladies on Big Rich Texas):
"I think there is a time to be energized, and a time to medicate......meditate."
Interaction between lady at the zoo and her kid
Kid: Mom! Mom! Moooomm!
Kid's Mom: (all upset) " *to self* Man, I have GOT to change my name!!"
Dad while discussing dance moves: "I don't know how to drop it like a sock....Drop it like a rock... What is it?"
Discussing wants and needs in Humanities:
Teacher(after drawing Maslow's Hierarchy): "Okay, now what is down here at the bottom?"
Kid: *quickly and confidently* "Breads!!"
Humanities teacher explaining why reservoirs were NOT for boating originally:
"It's not like the pioneers were out there in their wooden boats saying, 'Row faster Heber! I can't get up on the skis!!!'"
Humanities teacher talking about a goddess falling in love with a mortal:
"She was SMITTEN!! She was in deep smit"
Mother: "Just thought I would tell you to brace yourself."
Me: *points to teeth* "I'm braced."
Math teacher after trying to solve this problem forever that no one knows how to do: "Alright so who knows what x is?"
Kid: *shouts* "WHO KNOWS?!???!?!!!"
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- Sorry Charlie
- A simple complaint.
- "Don't hit me in the face with a bike!"
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- Granny chic
- I don't need a ginger ale
- The beginning of the end
- I'm only human
- I got Jimmered
- Oh Canada, the land I don't call my home
- I am back fo rizzle
- Sorry Joe.
- howdy.
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- Poor poor baby
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